EAnimals A-Hoy Ploy!

When Buddy emerged from Chief's large vessel brokerage office wearing a captains hat, ascot and carrying a rhinestone-studded life-preserver, he was immediately spotted by Picasso who was both impressed and jealous, the former taking control of her psyche, she spread her ample plume and strutted towards Buddy full of ceremonious regalia. "Buddy! you look wonderful, what brings you to this side of the bridge?!"

Buddy, full of pomp and circumstance responded: "My ship has come in, my dear bird - literally!" "Well whatever do you mean, you dog?! Picasso flitteringly replied. "I hit it big on my Linkened-in IPO shares which Trooper told me about. Of course he was too busy working to actually cash-in himself, but I'll repay him by letting him swab the deck on my 120 ft P&J yacht."

"Well, perhaps you will need a navigator, one who can put a little wind in your sails..." responded Picasso. "Perhaps, but it doesn't have sails, it's an inboard luxury world cruiser complete with a crew of 12, full satellite navigation and the finest in maintenance and insurance contract add ons that money can buy, which is something I have plenty of, only cost me 12 million which leaves me 5 to roll into my next big venture!" Picasso, still impressed but growing bored with the conversation, replied: "Oh and what might that be?"

"Well," Buddy responded, "Now you can't tell anyone, but Chief has agreed to sell me the draw-bridge behind us for 7 million and loan me the 2M I'm short at the moment, sky's the limit! Toot-a-loo, my fine feathered friend! Oh, and by the way, why don't you drop on by the yacht club sometime, hmmm, hmm, hmmmm!!!"